This guy is seriously confused.
First, posing naked is great and will help me reinvent myself. Later, being voted the best at posing naked makes me feel dirty. I’ll console myself by quitting and opening a wine bar, which will be much more virtuous and easier to explain to my daughter.
Right.
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Don’t you just love the irony of the “+ enlarge” links under the photos in the article?