Dear obnoxious asshat,
People on television cannot hear you when you shout at them.
People at the gym can hear you, but aren’t interested in your play-by-play of the Holiday Bowl.
People at the gym also aren’t interested in your cell phone conversations.
Signed,
The annoyed guy with misfortune of picking the elliptical machine next to you
Note to self: Don’t ever forget headphones again. Ever.
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